rock and roll evacuation...

so, my good pal and roommate, rose, works for one of the few venues in san francisco that i don't. she, in the infinite kindness of her heart, and the fact that her date flaked on her, took me to see one of my favorite bands in the universe. (and the universe is a BIG place, and getting bigger if you ask steven hawking...)

The Electric 6

holy. crap.
alright, there are some bands i've seen live many times, and they always delight me. this is the first time i've seen the electric 6 live.
guh.
it was one of the best live shows i've seen in a long time... and i work in a LIVE VENUE!
anyway, if you like awesome rock and roll, and you have a sense of humor check them out. i love them and you should too.

and now, an early x-mas list of 10 things i'm pretty sure i won't be getting:
1. a dog.
its actually too early to tell, but i'm still a little busted up over the last debacle...

2. my back tattoo piece done or even started.
fool! i'm broke. didn't you already gather that by how much i bitch about work!? and that shit costs MONEY.

3. a nice bass guitar and amp to practice on.
its been awhile since i played, but i'm getting into all the artsy fartsy crap i used to love, so i figured this would be fun to rehash. iron maiden!

4. a real, working, non-hand-me-down computer.
is it too much to hope for?

5. superpowers.
i don't really care if i'm bitten by a radioactive bug, or my gene's mutate. dammit, i wanna shoot lazers from my eyeballs!

6. a ninja sword.
c'mon... EVERYONE wants a ninja sword. even my mother wants one. don't lie, ma. you know you do...

7. world peace.
just kidding! actually i want a machine gun with a chainsaw on it. you know... for the zombie apocalypse. duh.

8. an ipod to go with the nonexistent computer.
i like the idea of carrying 300 albums with me at any time. i'm a music junkie. and i like entire albums, not just a few single songs.

9. a REALLY nice digital video camera.
seriously, the good ones cost like 3000 bucks. are you friggen joking!? i've never even seen 3 grand all at once. i'd probably spend it on comic books and candy. because emotionally, i'm an infant. so mlah!

10. nightvision goggles.
again... for the zombie apocalypse. hey man, i live in OAKLAND. we're about three crackheads and a supervirus away from total friggen zombie meltdown. have you ever been to west oakland bart!? that place is crawling with the living dead.

seriously...

no really, go watch the movie. my mom saw it. for gods sake, watch it. then comment on it you lazy bastards...
smootches.
p.s.-AAAAHHHHH HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Obama friggen won!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! thats the best news i've heard in EIGHT YEARS!!! goodbye shit-for-brains! have fun back in texas, you asshole.
oh, and alaska? you can have your governor back. keep her away from me. i can't guarantee i won't say or do something horribly mean. and bloody.